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Addict Demotivational Poster


CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning


TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.76/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


coffee -




BUT I LOVE MY COMPUTER - all my friends live in there


TAGS: addict
Rating: 2.74/5

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maoworks2 - July 16, 2014, 12:14 pm
That's It Stardate 2014.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:53 pm
Don't forget the anime girlfriends... yeah.. better than real girls, right?
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 3:17 pm
OK...this has been done SO many times....not original at ALL. Who approved this?!?! 1L


QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?


TAGS: your cat on catnip addiction
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:39 pm
My three cats hate Catnip. It makes my little girl kitty go insane.


METH ADDICTS -


TAGS: dog meth addict
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 11, 2009, 10:12 pm
The only thing that comes to mind for example 2 is "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"


FACEBOOK - So addictive.




ADDICT -




MOTIFAKERS PARADISE -


TAGS: addictions assignment
Rating: 4.69/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 4, 2011, 6:31 am
Yes, that's too bad, I loved that show. Charlie may be popular among lots of men out that, BUT I'm sure he's quite popular also to the scientists at the Disease Control Centre!
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 9:41 pm
....he went too far. Two and a half just got cancelled....
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 12:29 pm

love this. in his shoes...who wouldn't?


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


ADDICTIONS - I have a very strong addiction to caffeine, but an even stronger addiction to you.


TAGS: addicted to you calendar
Rating: 4.06/5

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rerun - February 26, 2012, 11:36 am

please post to motitwist as well
gas - February 26, 2012, 1:49 am
:)


ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be




POUTINE ADDICTION - It may kill you, but you'll die with more money and a higher body weight.


TAGS: poutine addiction
Rating: 4.36/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 10:45 am
that's too bad....maybe you'll do better in your next life.... Great poster anyways...
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 10:44 am
That's OK Rhino... not everyone can be so lucky.
Rhinosaurus - July 12, 2010, 10:38 am
Thanks Moooo, but I'm not a Canuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 3:27 am
Well done...I don't know you, But I like you...............if you're Canadian, find the Canadian thread and introduce yourself. 5L


ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.


TAGS: tweeter addiction fire panel exit
Rating: 4.64/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 1:46 am
... and other people would tweet about the burning one because he was tweeting... fail
MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 7:35 pm
If you're in Paris (look above the sign) then of course you should tweet about it!


REALITY? -




Go fa coffee -


TAGS: coffee caffeine addiction attitude
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - June 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks guys. I avoided the bad words and everything, but I guess "sounds like" put it on the adult side. I guess I know for next time. Glad you guys like it.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Man, dog, you managed to pack a bunch of stuff into this one. 5 WOOFs, easy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:37 pm
I think I'll email to an in-law that I know of "evil laugh."
Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:11 pm

Clever coloring of the EE in COFFEE. 5goodtothelas*drops


VIDEO GAME CAT - Yes, they are addicted too




MARRIAGE ADVICE #3 -


TAGS: poker addiction bluffing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 16, 2015, 11:55 pm
...know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run..' (K. Rodgers) Sounds like he's about to run! Of course, she's 'countin her money..' LOL! Still luvin' this series, RL! 5L


Raison D'etre -




SOBER ADDICTION -




Addiction -


TAGS: facebook snort drugs addiction
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Thanks guys :)
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:42 pm
And yet another reason I don't do Facebook...5L'd that one Jesus.
ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:18 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Priceless, JW!


ESCAPING -


TAGS: chains houdini addictions choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - July 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
Epic
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 8:05 pm
Thanks very much Spacedog.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:27 am
Beautiful. 5L


a non anti-smoking message -


TAGS: smoking nicotine addiction marlboro oxygen
Rating: 3.89/5

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twhanna - November 14, 2013, 7:56 pm
I would agree as a Canadian that our free health care is sometimes abused. The morbidly Obese, IV drug users and unhealthy life styles. But there are those that need it and medical care should be a human right not an "If you can afford it".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well yeah, if you live in Canada. The perks to living in Canada are a hundred times better than - dare I say? The USA, especially California where my wife and I live. Wow, is every user/moderator on this site in Canada? I'm thinking this is a sign.
curlyrocks - November 8, 2013, 3:06 pm
Ha Canada rocks, I can drink smoke and ruin my body all I want and the government still has to keep me alive in a dank crummy nursing home.


Offline -


TAGS: offline addiction withdrawal turkey
Rating: 4.83/5

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JesusWept - January 15, 2016, 10:38 am
Thanks
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 9:55 am
When my laptop or b-berry is down??? Ohhhhhhh yeah! That's me! 5 ROTFL lions, JW!


NO MORE LINE DANCING FOR BILL - The 2 Step Rehab program appears to be working


TAGS: it s an addiction
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
This is the cat's a**!


MUST HAVE COFFEE -


TAGS: caffine c8h10n4o2 1 3 7 trimethylxanthine addiction
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am
Funny???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am
All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
Nah.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
This poster was the best part of waking up!


BEER ADDICTION - When I read about the evils of drinking beer, I gave up reading.




DUI -


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!


POLLEN SEASON -


TAGS: pollen addicts meth sudafed
Rating: 4.91/5

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Ism - April 12, 2013, 3:14 am
I have a 15 ft Magnolia tree beside my Driveway & the wind direction off the Lake means my Truck is doomed... I promise myself every year I will cut it down... and never do it :
Silverheart - April 12, 2013, 2:43 am

I saw that all the time when I lived in North Carolina. Had to hose down the car every day at least once so we could see throught that yellow crap.


A LONG ROAD TO RECOVERY -


TAGS: addictions reality lord
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - July 13, 2011, 7:50 pm
lol x gazillion
crankyhead - July 13, 2011, 6:14 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!


MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -




PROOF -




ADDICTION - You know smoking is a bad habit, but you just can't help it.


TAGS: addiction smoking
Rating: 2.15/5

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rerun - December 19, 2010, 9:09 am

nice, resubmitted a bunch that was previously rejected.


CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!




IF ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT - Is Your Next Picture This Will Be The Last Resort


TAGS: addicted to motifake
Rating: 4.08/5

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Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:19 pm
Interesting concept. 5.


COACH - The offcial crack of Asian women.


TAGS: coach purse addiction
Rating: 3/5

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Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 11:22 am

asian...? hell man i have a 14 yr old canadian daughter hooked on $300 coach clutch purses. "but daddyyyyyyyyyyy...." argh


ADDICTION - is driving 45 minutes in order to get a fix at 1 am


TAGS: addiction starbucks
Rating: 2.18/5

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Agent K - May 27, 2009, 8:18 pm
45 that is
Agent K - May 27, 2009, 8:18 pm
the only 24 hour starbucks near me is 5 minutes away the rest close at 11
rerun - May 27, 2009, 8:13 pm

drive 45 minutes? Where I live there is a Starbucks every 5 miles or less....and I still don't spend any money there.


she will -




the wall -


TAGS: addiction pink floyd the wall
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2013, 4:21 pm
Me?.... I suppose I can add creative humour sometimes, But I'm no poster genius. I've learned to understand you creative types because my wife is an artist...but I don't even aspire to be like you, I just sit back and admire...It's the best part of my day
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 4:12 pm
Thank you mooooo, you just made my day! Seriously. I know I have endless amounts of enthusiasm, the creativity part I've never really believed so that's nice to hear from someone whose creativity I've admired since I first discovered this site! :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2013, 3:02 pm
Have you seen whose line is it anyway? MF is like that...the points (votes) don't matter. You're creative, you make something creative, fin. I like your posters, but more so...your enthusiasm. Keep up the good work.5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2013, 2:53 pm
Touché
Greeny - September 22, 2013, 12:19 pm
A slug of bong water
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2013, 9:39 am
Sure...but what isn't?
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:41 am
One of my fave Floyd songs. Perhaps this po5ter is best appreciated through a cloud of bong smoke ;-)
chickenlittle - September 21, 2013, 3:13 pm
Love this song, but maybe this is my stinker poster with no votes :)
chickenlittle - September 21, 2013, 3:12 pm
That'll keep you going for the show, come on it's time to go...


Addiction -




GAMBLING ADDICTION HOTLINES - Would be more effective if every 10th call was a WINNER!


TAGS: gambling addiction h**line winner
Rating: 4.91/5

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Rudedog - December 8, 2012, 1:28 pm
Loved this one
concern3 - December 8, 2012, 5:31 am
very funny
rerun - December 7, 2012, 8:30 pm

excellent 1st poster. Welcome to the site


ADDICTION -


TAGS: calendar addiction cigarette daniel craig oscar wilde
Rating: 4.88/5

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TheOne - February 25, 2012, 10:53 pm
A charming face so I don't look like a bum trying to impress women.


FREE FLOWING -




the walking dead -




The Software Isn't Finished -


TAGS: microsoft computer control domination addiction
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 8:51 am
Pushing it a wee bit there, using competent and politicians in the same sentence...:) Pushing probability too far I fear!!
Greybeard - September 5, 2014, 7:05 am
You would have better luck wishing for competent politicians... :)
Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 7:00 am
I'd just lioke MS to produce an OS that works straight from first boot- no glitches- no bugs- and no endless fix downloads,


INTROSPECTION -


TAGS: despair addiction loss failure meh
Rating: 4.56/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:16 pm
It has been brought to my attention (by an overzealous fellow member) that I neglected to credit the artist who originally wrote the lines above. Thanks to the band Citizen Cope for the inspiration.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:14 pm
Very nice.


addiction -




HOOKED ON MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: timothy leary addicted applesauce non sequitur
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - July 7, 2010, 6:56 pm
d*** endorphins are always getting me in trouble. 5L
forseti - July 7, 2010, 6:13 pm
wtf TTH?!? I came here to forget reality. Last thing I wanna see is a reminder... 5 h***ers
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:06 pm
I hate thias poster, 5L
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
I I I I I I I I I sssswwwweeaaarrrrr immmm not addicted. I can quit when ever i want, i promise. 5L


The 3 Most Harmful Addictions -


TAGS: addiction patriotism *** work usa
Rating: 4.41/5

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Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 11:14 pm
Thanks... :)
GaryO - September 6, 2014, 11:27 am
One more…..motifaking. Oh, and creating gorgeous posters…by the dozens…daily (sheesh). Making it 5 Lusts.


CHRISTMAS NIGHT - The one night of the year old Saint Nick tears himself away from Motifake




MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT... -




MIRROR, MIRROR -




ADDICTION -




I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM -


TAGS: money problem issue addict sport
Rating: 4.15/5

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alex4digiprod2 - November 2, 2011, 10:37 am
I think the problem is that you play cricket.
Derek - November 1, 2011, 10:26 pm
They might let you hold one in each hand if playing Brokian hyper-cricket - or dealing to zombies


the only way -


TAGS: coffee real decaf caffeine addicts
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2015, 3:07 pm
Wait, is this my sister-in-law? Crap! My cover's blown! :-D
mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:14 pm
You got a DEATH WISH? I would KILL you!!!!! LOL!
Silverheart - May 19, 2013, 10:07 pm

Agreed. I can tell the difference at the first sip; decaf tastes like lies.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2013, 10:35 pm
It's a particular in-law for me - comes over, drinks coffee and talks more words than a speed typist can dictate... Glad you like like it :-)
rerun - May 18, 2013, 5:52 pm

since I am an addict.....this may cause the prankee an early, ugly death. nice poster


ADDICTION IS - searching the carpet for that last piece you never dropped




LINDSAY LOHAN - she sure loves her coke.




ADDICTION - What's Yours?


TAGS: addiction
Rating: 3.64/5

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BoneCD - January 28, 2010, 8:39 pm
B00bies...just sayin'


TAKE THE TEST? - When the button stops *moving* I might!!




FELONY STUPID - America's most wanted, worst addicted serial tattoo moron ...


TAGS: felony stupid worst tattoo addict
Rating: 3.23/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:29 pm

bears a resembelance to Nick Cage


DON'T WORRY -


TAGS: dre study motiaddiction tourniquet
Rating: 3.17/5

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CANADA - December 3, 2009, 2:54 am
lol
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 1:37 am
Although it's apparently easy to get any drug from canadian pharmacies.
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 1:36 am
I just hope Dre is studying. For the good of motifakers everywhere.
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:52 am
You can almost hear the gears in Bones head working to try and turn this into his advantage.
DreMagnum - December 3, 2009, 12:51 am
Lol, like I have a poster at 4.2
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:48 am
Does that mean he'll be able to write proscriptions for the pain


ADDICTION - to the Internet. Get a life dude...


TAGS: addiction internet
Rating: 3/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:43 am
PRIORITIES dammit! Just don't get the spit-up on the keyboard...
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:46 pm
Wow, my favourite of the moment. Five, lions, or poodles, or lemurs, or cotton balls whatever.


CLEAN -


TAGS: life time woman home work addict house keep joke blonde posted not created
Rating: 2.67/5

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Derek - August 18, 2009, 5:33 pm
Must not know any single-person households


POPEYE - This guy is an addict




BELLA SWAN -


TAGS: bella swan addicting heroin
Rating: 1.18/5

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TJ - May 30, 2009, 6:00 pm
Bella Swan - pothead. Edward - creepy smoker.
LOLOLOL - May 11, 2009, 6:56 pm
twylight SUCKED a**!!!! the acting: TERRIBLE!!! The story: TERRIBLE. The "vanpiric rules" ****!!!!! HYDROGEN BOMB THIS LIVING FETUS THIS...INPIRATION 4 BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!!! ):(
Kii - May 4, 2009, 7:32 am
No, she sucks a**. And Edward sucks ***k.


Devotion -


TAGS: love addiction clowns kids restraining order
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:05 pm
Nice dark twist at the end! LUV it! ^!
GaryO - February 27, 2016, 9:21 am
y'UP
concern3 - February 26, 2016, 4:53 am
nice, definitely an up yours vote
MissPriss - February 25, 2016, 4:15 pm
Nicely UP'd Greeny
JesusWept - February 25, 2016, 4:00 pm
Good one! UP.


Motifakers Anonymous -


TAGS: motifaker silverheart tribute addiction
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2016, 10:36 am
Haha! Thanks :)
Silverheart - January 27, 2016, 7:06 am

Coming here to confess my Mot-addiction is like coming to an AA meeting in a pub. 5 toasts to this'n.
JesusWept - January 26, 2016, 2:55 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - January 26, 2016, 10:11 am
nice a 5er
spacedog - January 25, 2016, 6:23 pm
Ha! There is no cure. Only coping mechanisms.


irony -




Iphone Addiction -


TAGS: iphone smartphone addiction technology
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:10 pm
No, but they have a tablet that can help...^! ('tablet' joke inspired by I think it was 'Cern that made the poster)
K0rNb4LL - April 30, 2016, 10:06 am
They already have a cure, Android :)


I Quit! -


TAGS: quitting addictions smoking turkey
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:33 pm
Teehee...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 11:12 am
You most likely roll a turkey AFTER its dead, otherwise the just put up a hell of a struggle :-D
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 6:53 pm
That 'sod depends on what turkey you're talking about. The leftovers from Thanksgiving (Oct. 13 up here) or Christmas. Question...how do I roll turkey?
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 6:19 pm
Now, Prissy...everybody loves smoked turkey...


Timmies -


TAGS: like starbucks but better coffee and donut addicts getting their fix since 1964
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2016, 10:17 am
In the terminology of Timmies...make it a double double.
mizzdizz - July 14, 2016, 9:24 am
Lifting the ole' coffee cup to this one, Prissy! ^!


Protest Too Much -




kicking a habit -




sometimes... -




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